Professor's Funny Quotes

One day in International Management, a student was drinking an energy drink to stay awake after a long night of homework. Dr. Koybaeva commented that there is an interesting phenomenon in America: we argue about who gets the least sleep and can still get the most done. In her native Russia, seeing how little sleep you can get by on isn't something to boast about; it's something stupid. She said that our American culture is developing addictions to energy drinks and espresso just to keep functioning, and that can't be healthy. The student's response, which actually made Dr. Koybaeva laugh pretty hard?

"I have one Monster drink in a semester and suddenly I'm worse than a chain smoking alcoholic?!" -Logan Clifford